Wedding Guests Confess the Moment They Knew the Marriage Was Doomed
Can you tell an unhappy couple when you see one? These people can. In a very telling Reddit thread, wedding guests confess the exact moment they knew the “happy couple” wasn’t so happy.
The post asked, “What happened at a wedding that let you know the marriage was going to end in a divorce?” And boy were there answers. From something a parent did to the wedding vows, there are apparently a lot of indicators of divorce. Check out some of the best responses below: “The groom looked drunk and the bride seemed incredibly angry. Then there was this woman walking around during the reception placing bets on when they would divorce. I later found out she was the mother of the groom.” – destinydivided “At the rehearsal dinner, the groom’s mom is in tears, because “he looks miserable” and he was, we all knew it. During the vows they had written for each other, the bride starts with “I know I can be a pretty terrible person, and I don’t know why you’ve stuck around, but that’s all going to change starting today! They were divorced a year later.” – vogelarcher15 “During the groom’s speech at the wedding, he told us that he was first attracted to his wife’s sister.” – NeilZod “She flinched when he turned to kiss her. They were divorced within six months.” – unlimitedanna “The groom said in his speech ‘when I joined a dating agency I never thought I’d be so lucky as to find my own personal cook, dishwasher, and washing machine.'” – milliet “The bride had the minister put “Til death, or divorce, do us part” into the ceremony.” – Owtlaw1 “My cousin (the bride) told us, as she was going from table to table thanking the guests, that she didn’t think it would last. We were stunned. They lasted about a year.” – cricketino “We knew the couple was in trouble when they frowned during most of the ceremony and later didn’t go on a honeymoon because they couldn’t agree on a destination. They had plenty of money – just no desire to compromise.” – Back2Bach “At the end of the reception the guys are sitting at a table away from everyone else talking and we ask the groom why he proposed. His answer? ‘Because she was naked.’ Marriage lasted about a year and a half.” – Connundrum1 “During the ceremony when the priest started asking the bride “Do you take this man to be your…”, she started laughing uncontrollably and couldn’t stop. It was cute for about 10 seconds and then things got real uncomfortable. They lasted a year and change.” – c0de76 “The groom’s vows: Dear Bride, we’ve had our ups and downs — mostly downs — “ – withAllthatFunk “They spent $50k on a Disney wedding and the bride spent zero time anywhere near the in-laws for several hours. She ran off a week later.” – freckle_juice_mama “The groom didn’t look at the bride once.” – walpolemarsh
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